My Campus Confessions

2013-03-07 01:38:03 UTC

Last friday, started round 9 jack and coke, suicides, 8 shots of burnett's, 4 beers, more at the party, don't remember. Back at the dorm puked on my shoes, passed out and woke up in the hospital with .34

2013-02-27 16:03:47 UTC

I "raped" like 12 girls. Just kidding we were both smashed.

2013-02-27 14:17:06 UTC

I stole my freshman year roommates' food because I absolutely hated them.

2013-02-27 05:43:22 UTC

I was drinking in the dorms with some friends when some of the RAs knocked on the door. I quickly hid in the closet, and then they opened the doors. 3 of my friends got an underage, and I didn't get caught.

2013-02-27 02:09:15 UTC

The first night I ever drank was my first week of college. I woke up in my friends bathtub naked with permanent marker all over me. It sucked.

2013-02-27 02:05:02 UTC

I had a one night stand. It wouldn't be a big deal, except I was engaged. Now I'm married and my husband still doesn't know.

2013-02-27 01:40:23 UTC

I am paying nearly $55,000 a year, and am not even in a major I enjoy. I feel like it is too late for me to switch, so I feel trapped and just wasting money.

2013-02-27 01:26:51 UTC

I am actively pursuing one of my TAs so I can get a good grade.

2013-02-27 01:24:11 UTC

I went into college a virgin. 4 years later -- looks like I'm gonna leave college a virgin :(

2013-02-27 00:51:46 UTC

I have sex with my roommate's boyfriend a couple times a week. We have been doing this for 2 years.

2013-02-25 19:31:36 UTC

I Found my roommates dido under our futon. Never sat on that futon again.

2013-02-25 03:06:00 UTC

I hate chemistry.

2013-02-24 23:45:21 UTC

I took an online class the other year, but I was paying one of my buddies to do the tests for me. I literally didn't do a thing and got a B.

2013-02-24 23:28:52 UTC

I had a thing for my professor.

2013-02-24 21:17:12 UTC

I asked my professor out on a date. She said I should ask her again after the semester is over!

2013-02-24 20:31:31 UTC

I once saw a professor of mine the same day I told him I wouldn't be in class because I would be out of town for a funeral. That was awkward...

2013-02-24 08:02:04 UTC

Thank god for yoga pants! Gives me something to look at.

2013-02-24 07:12:50 UTC

I smoked weed with my professor! I got an A :)

2013-02-24 07:10:04 UTC

My first lesbian experience was with my roommate. I admit it was better with her then my boyfriend.

2013-02-24 06:56:12 UTC

I caught my roommate having sex in my dorm room..... I closed the door and started yelling BOW CHICKA WOW WOW! sorry bro

2013-02-24 06:50:19 UTC

I had sex in the girls locker room.

2013-02-24 06:46:30 UTC

I decided to come up a week early before school to help out with an event. So, I stayed with some guys for the whole week. That whole was was a party, all day and night.

2013-02-24 06:45:55 UTC

One time I masturbated in the closet of my dorm room because I was afraid my roommate would come back. And yes, I also had the door locked - I like to take precautions.

2013-02-24 06:33:29 UTC

My first semester in college I walked in on my RA drinking in the dorms. She felt really bad about it, so instead told me I can have a free pass the rest of the semester. That was the best semester I ever had in the dorms.